
not with the sound of chisel on stone, but with the din of commerce and the tinkle of money feverishly changing hands.
Real Egypt, the one described by Herodotus, Strabo, Manetho or any other ancient world historians, was anything but abnormal. It was spared the quirkiness of aberrant rulers, of autocratic monarchs. It engaged in perfecting the art of living well, much in the same fashion as modern-day progressive nations do. The historical accounts of Egypt speak of a sophisticated populace, comfortably settled and enjoying numerous civic amenities. A sense of democracy prevailed in its corridors of power and the general populace nurtured a sense of liberty. Even foreigners were welcome, allotted choice lands to settle in and peaceful co-exist. Poverty and illiteracy were perhaps conspicuous by their absence.
Ancient Egypt rang with laughter and not with the groans of an oppressed people, slavishly engaged in one construction project after another, to appease a perverse royalty.
Could such an advanced and sophisticated civilization have put up with this incredible pyramid-construction mania? Does this Egypt, whose kings and governments protected the interests of the common people, encouraged trade and traders with land grants and other concessions, absolutely spoiled their soldiers with high income and land grants; reflect exploitation or oppression? Does it reek of despotism, or God obsession as evident in the land of the pyramids? Can the oppressive, spine-crushed people who subsisted in the shadow of the pyramids, ever be mistaken for the Egyptians, who perhaps took pride in the ‘Egyptian way of life?’ To all the above questions, the answer is a resounding no.
Here is an interesting peek in to their medical profession. In Egypt, a host of doctors, specialists really, for each and every part of the body, plied their trade. Our GPs of yesteryears would have been laughed right out of the BCs were they to come armed with their antacids, aspirins, and cortisones. Our heart surgeons though, with their open-heart theatrics, pacemakers and pigskin valves would have been welcomed with open arms, and our cloning specialists… why, they could expect to be deified and booked all the way into the ADs!
The Egyptians wore a linen tunic fringed about the legs called a ‘calasiris.’ Over this, they wore a white woolen skirt. Also, the Egyptian male, from early childhood, had his head shaved. Regarding their shaving their head bit, our man from Halicarnassus even spun a theory complete with a ‘scientific experiment’ to establish this fact. By throwing stones on the sun-bleached skulls scattered on a battlefield, where the Egyptians and Persians had fought, he found that some broke easily, while others did not. Herodotus concluded the Egyptians who regularly shaved their heads were the case-hardened skulls, while the weaker ones belonged to the Persians, thanks to their turbans and long hair. Now admittedly, Herodotus does have his unhinged moments, nevertheless, thanks to his bizarre experiment, we know that all Egyptian males, from priests to the pilferers, king to the commoners, regularly shaved their heads.
But do we see shaven heads in the frescoes or wall carvings in the Egypt-in-Africa scenario? No, never. On the contrary, the people are always depicted with hair. They definitely did not shave their head as Herodotus documents. So where did Herodotus’ shaven-headed Egyptians go? Was Herodotus making this up, as modern-day scholars are inclined to believe?
To the above questions all I can say is, Herodotus’ shaven headed Egyptians existed and there is even archaeological proof for it. Artifacts carved in stone, marble and basalt have been excavated, that strikingly resemble the historian’s Egyptians. An array of shaven headed men with beards, exactly as Herodotus describes, bearing mute testimony to the remarkable accuracy of his documentations, are to be found in almost any book of history. The only thing is, they are not considered Egyptians, for they were not found in Egypt, but in Mari and numerous other archaeological sites in modern-day Syria. One is struck with wonder by the keen similarity of these shaven-headed figurines, complete with full beards and fluffy sheepskin skirts over their calasiris (pleated white cotton skirts), with that of the historian’s Egyptians. Butchers, bakers, barbers, priests, pilferers and pharaohs... all fashioned in roughly the same style. Go on, take a look at the accompanying picture. Surely, these are Herodotus’ Egyptians... but
whatever are they doing in Syria?
